Thursday, December 09, 2010

i'm in lesbians with you

feeling like paul rudd in i love you man (minus rashida jones). fair bit of gutted and scapegoat-ted thrown in the mould. need to do what cockroaches do when a nuclear holocaust is called upon. survive and do every self-preserving moves necessary. likening self to a bug is not fly at all. but still, i'll be flying high because i do it right sipping sizzurps on ice, in my ride in the blizzard.

continue? 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, insert coin

zariq earned the power of self-preservation *ting*

balls +7 *pling*
smarts +10 *pling*
conscience +7 *pling*
give a fuck -100 *pling*

to the guild of 7 evil x's

now in hands, the flaming katana of self-preservation. where i will protect and preserve at all costs. but, when all else fails, break out the L word. no, not that L word. the other L word.


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